Stock market humor

 A: I heard that you studied the recent shift from stocks?
B: Yes, ah, I recently did some deep market research. I found the stock market with the foreign language is also crowd. What do you know ST symbol?
A : do not know. B: T symbolizes the blind alley; S symbolizes the road is tortuous, the future is bright.
A: That makes sense. that PT do?
B: PT P-like ax , T-split can not a workable option. Do you know Snake is the best stock of cattle which only you?
A: I know, not that the PT white? B: Yes, you know why it was up it?
A: No, because renamed? B: He can catch the mouse up is because.
A: No wonder there was a great man said: no preferences is a good cat catch mice.
B: the truth I tell you, I have recently re-occupied. A: Well, how did you get switched to the restaurant industry?
B: who engage in food and beverage industry, you also Duan Panzi it?. In layman's terms it,UGG bailey button, is the re-merger marriage,Bailey UGG boots, I am doing the right thing to playing matchmaker reorganization of listed companies.
A: Oh, I see you doing is arbitrarily arranged the job. B: Do you married? How old is your wife?
A: My wife is 25 years old, young and beautiful.
B: Your wife will marry you this poor old man, eight is directed at you have the money. This is the old reorganization of our assets with less.
A: money can buy love? This is not a sale into marriage do?
B: the market economy after all, marriage has become a commodity and less of the fancy old money, old fancy a little younger beautiful allotment status. As you look at face and body as wives.
A: This years is really public pool, and feelings of great people like the picture posted on the eyes ------ recognized money (hundred notes) does not identification. B: there are even more evil, not just the old with less, there are few with the old.
A: old men and little girls, Laomo with handsome?
B: Yes. some old blue-chip companies due to a sunset industry, performance decline, earlier than Xuniangbanlao, and also to the suave romantic young man throwing Hydrangea.
A: Just like the song Third Sister Liu: There are also vines wrapped around the tree. that guy is who?
B: Last year was the youthful energy of high-tech companies that have nano-, anti-HIV subjects. This year became a real estate and finance. scenery ah! insightful to search, see the money grab.
A: This is an old wife husband less good fit you?
B: very good fit, with the sun setting sun In the event the company marriage, just as rejuvenating cosmetic surgery done, you have not heard a second spring evening glow you can love?
A : no wonder that all companies are scrambling to market, the original one on the market, just as immortal ah ----- official told us to eat!
B: Who is the official told us it? A: Of course the majority of shareholders myself. In addition to these, there are Han tricks?
B: There are Jiro Jiro is a beautiful young woman is phase. For example, the Shanghai stock market looks like a square cute and Founder Technology, Yuxing, and high definition is to be spotted the two major shareholders, the formation of a had
A: Oh, do have this file? B: Yes. those who do not share reform of listed companies. come to a billions of dollars of debt, if a pass, who can afford to carry the heavy dowry?
B: to tell you, I recently to a match the perfect couple. There is a need for additional listed companies, to find We want to find a fashionable bride. A: They find you additional Gansha?
B: We also carry rental groom business. The company issuing the original price of 9 --- 12 yuan, to the issuance of low-line Well, nearly 80 million yuan less ring; up additional lines right,Discount UGG boots, the secondary market price less than 13 yuan, how are increasing, not out. So, if we are looking for a production of AIDS drugs companies and their speed dating,UGG boots, creating a marriage theme, Let the secondary market stock prices, and a good line up additional.
A: This is not a sham marriage? typical arbitrarily arranged.
B: This is called FireWire marriage, as to not leave the future we have no control from the. In our next match, a manufacturer of AIDS drugs such companies are willing to star in 80 million in the ring and took out 10 million to the company holding the production of AIDS drugs has really kill three birds ah!
A: wow, you when this was a good matchmaker, really happy! B: What is it joy! some people are happy others are sad.
A: The wedding day who worry about it?
B: of course, investors Lo. they follow suit, for the rich people sent a was cut off a large piece of hh